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Medicine is Latin. Money is Greek.

By Anders Apgar, MD, FACOG

We spent years learning a language. Not medicine — Latin. Every structure, every process, every pathology got a name derived from a language nobody speaks, and we memorized all of it until it became invisible. Now a colleague says “retroperitoneal” and you don’t translate it. You just see it.

Then someone hands you a 401(k) enrollment form, or a partnership agreement, or a term sheet for a practice loan, and you are illiterate again. Not stupid. Illiterate — in the precise, non-insulting sense that you have not been taught the words.

That’s the honest description of what happens to most physicians and money. And it’s why I’ve started to dislike the phrase we usually reach for.

The problem with “financial literacy”

The industry loves that phrase. I understand why: it names something real. But say it to a room of physicians and watch what happens.

It lands as an accusation. These are people who completed one of the most demanding educational programs that exists, and you’ve just implied they can’t read. Every defense goes up, and the conversation you needed to have doesn’t happen.

Brian Case — who has spent decades doing this work with physicians and appeared on Episode 3 — put it to me recently in a way I haven’t been able to shake. Finance isn’t a competence problem. It’s a second language problem. Medicine is Latin. Finance is Greek — sigmas, alphas, betas, a whole alphabet of symbols standing in for ideas that are usually simpler than the notation makes them look.

You already proved you can learn a technical language under pressure. You did it once, at twenty-two, while sleep-deprived. Nobody has to convince you that you’re capable. They just have to stop implying you’re deficient.

What to aim at instead

The words Brian uses are capability and confidence, and I think they’re better, because they describe where you’re actually going.

Literacy is knowing the words. Capability is being able to act on them. Confidence is the thing that makes you willing to ask the question in the first place — and that turns out to be the whole bottleneck.

On Episode 3, Brian described the shoebox: the loan statements that never got opened. “Why the heck did you not open these? Because I didn’t wanna know what was in them.” That isn’t a literacy failure. The physician in that story can read perfectly well. What’s missing is the confidence to look, and the sense that looking will lead somewhere other than shame.

His advice on that episode is the least intimidating thing you’ll hear from a financial professional:

“When it comes to finance just be stupid. Just be stupid for a little while, ‘cause you won’t be stupid for very long.”

That’s a language-acquisition strategy. It’s exactly what you did in your first week on the wards.

What capability actually looks like

Not a spreadsheet. Not a philosophy. On Episode 5, Dr. Neil Roy gave the most concrete version anyone has offered on this show — four numbers he thinks every physician should be able to produce without looking anything up:

  1. What you spend in a month.
  2. What you bring in.
  3. How much you’d need saved to cover your monthly expenses.
  4. What you’ll need at retirement.

“Everyone should know those numbers off the top of their head if you’re a physician.”

Most of us can’t. That’s not a character flaw — it’s four pieces of vocabulary we were never handed. And unlike most of what we learned in training, you can pick these up in an afternoon.

Why it belongs on a well-being podcast

Because the silence has a cost, and the cost is not financial.

There is no socially acceptable place for a physician to say they’re worried about money. The assumption that doctors are wealthy makes the admission sound absurd, so it goes unsaid — and unsaid problems don’t get solved. They get carried into the clinic, into the extra shift, into the conversation at home that keeps not happening.

Changing the word won’t fix that by itself. But “you never learned the language” opens a door that “you’re financially illiterate” slams shut. And after a season of these conversations, I’m convinced the door is most of the work.


More on this in the topic guide: physician financial stress.